For Girls - A nice, warm and cosy cuddle.

For Boys - A dead arm, a face full of hair and an awkward erection you can do nothing about.

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trustinelements:

http://andren.tumblr.com/

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STOP BEING SO PERFECT 

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yourtrashgold:

beingspooktastic:

my favourite thing about history is how everyone tries to invade russia but are somehow caught off guard by the russian winter 

in soviet russia country fight for you

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captainnaamerica:

faggoat:

the thing that really worked about harry, hermione, and ron was that they were all the uncomfortable third friend

bless j. k. rowling

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goldenemeraldsatinrhiannon:

Bob Dylan

moon83:

Sparkle palace cocktail table by John Foster

Portfolio // Tumblr

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• sara:why do you guys keep going to the open places
• me:because I don't want to get stabbed
• sara:why would you get stabbed in an alley?

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obeypiglet:

obama is 800% done with your bullshit

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volar-e:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

yet

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